Disney is not why I have unrealistically high expectations of men.

Jane Austen is in fact the culprit.

Its really scary to be thinking about changing careers as seriously as I am now. Sometimes you just have to put your foot down and stop dealing with BS.



this is the first time i have laughed out loud at something on tumblr in months i fucking hate myself but i  possibly hate this website even more 

OMG.  This made me laugh so hard.


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